Literally THE most useful thing you can learn as a writer is how to pitch a story
A good pitch can turn strangers into readers—who might then become fans
Literally THE most useful thing you can learn as a writer is how to pitch a story
A good pitch can turn strangers into readers—who might then become fans
Allow me!
Five Elements of a Good Novel Pitch
Common Problems in Pitches (ie what to avoid)
How to Pitch Your Novel in Under a Minute (there’s even more links at the end of this one, too!)
If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly
Rogue: “Can I ruffle the girls hair?”
DM: “Roll sleight of hand”
Sorcerer: “If you get a nat1 you punch her in the face.”
Rogue: *Gets nat1*
the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.
me looking out of the window of a plane as a kid: :o
me looking out of the window of a plane as an adult: :O
people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring
the enemy : *stays in their fortress*
me, a roman engineer and absolute madman : * build several kilometers of stone walls supported by a dozen towers and eight forts to cut them off, somehow making my position stronger than the besieged troops’ in a couple of days*










“Be kind whenever it is possible.
It is always possible to be kind.”
